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Overheard While Waiting For the Movie to Start

Movie #99 of the year, Carol.
CarolFORTY-SOMETHING LADY ON A DATE: I got the new iPhone, because my old one, the screen was cracked. Well, the new one, the login has six characters instead four. It’s very inconvenient for me.

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Overheard While Getting Tickets

Movie #98 of the year, The Lady in the Van.
LadyintheVan
INT. THE  LANDMARK LOBBY – DAY

OLD LADY: (To her old husband) Herpes. No wait, you have shingles!

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Overheard After the Movie

Movie #35 of the year, San Andreas.
San AndreasNON-SARCASTIC  LADY: What a good movie. That was amazing.

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Overheard During the Trailers

Movie #15 of the year, Insurgent.
InsurgentDuring the trailer for Terminator: Genesys.
Little Kid: Hey, that’s the guy from Kindergarten Cop!

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Overheard Outside the Auditorium

Movie #13 of the year, Chappie.
ChappieAs I head toward my auditorium (number six), I pass by an old lady slowly meandering to the end of the hall, who calls back to her husband. It makes me feel like I’m in the Landmark, but I’m at Century City.
OLD LADY: Where are you going?
OLD MAN: (Loud but not yelling) Theater three.
OLD LADY: Why are you yelling at me?
OLD MAN: (Still not yelling) Theater three.
OLD LADY: What’s gotten in to you?

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Overheard at the Start of the Movie

Movie #81 of the year, The Boxtrolls.
BoxtrollsNot even a few minutes into the film and we see the town of Cheesebridge:
BoxtrollsCheesebridgeLITTLE KID BEHIND ME: Is that even physically possible?

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Overheard Entering the Theater

Movie #64 of the year, The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them.
DisappearanceOld Lady: I don’t like him. He’s a Scientologist, you know!

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